Kotaku writes: "To celebrate the 1,000th episode of G4"s Attack of the Show, Nerf Herder front man Parry Gripp composed this stirring ode to the brave women of video game retail.

While I know Parry from his time with Nerf Herder, with songs like "New Jersey Girl" and "Van Halen" holding special places in my heart, the slightly younger generation knows him as the man behind countless ridiculously catchy YouTube jingles, from "Do You Life Waffles?" to my personal favorite, "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom".